The Menu Today is Filled with Piss & Shit

EAT This splatter platter!


Whenever possible, I feast myself on ART.  Yes, that old fashion soul nourishing treasure of meaning we adore no less than sunshine and prosperity itself… the apparently superfluous luxury of thought invested object. Ah!  

Today, I celebrate THE ABSURD, the DaDA in ALL… the… calculated assault on order in order to address inequality of power, the daily war upon our senses, as countless beings blink in and out of being: ARTISTS, true ones, are forever feasting on the frenzied spirit of originality creativity.  The explosive need to create, is unstoppable.  The urge is too strong.

Thus:

Frau Kolb reminds you to think of  the work of Modern Italian born, artist Piero Manzoni (1933‑1963)’s  Title

Artist's Shit

Merda d'artista

Date1961

MediumTin can, printed paper and excrement

Today, I thank Thank Goodness for writers, that in their dogged persistence put down to paper words which signify and record the insanity of being; thank you Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (2 June 1740 – 2 December 1814), better known as the Marquis de Sade for making it possible that I write, so offensively to my dear readers and that they understand… Frau Kolb is chiseling her developing public persona in the tradition of  just as I offer thanks to the great Leopold Ritter[1] von Sacher-Masoch (27 January 1836 — 9 March 1895) who gave us “Venus in Furs,” a book we all must know, intimately.  Since its images of the “cruel,” puppet, a woman forced to wear fur and demand the outrageous in the man that was her humiliation loving master...

Dearest Talkinggrid  Regulars, 

My favorite aspect of having a growing little monster of a way-too-person informal art CHAT blog is that I get to write whatever I want, whenever I want… I want and do write everyday, by the way.  I get up early and write “in the corners of the day,”  I believe it was Maya Angelou or Toni Morrison that said that… (I don’t know… I will fact check, soon). I know it was a African American Author, a great one, that got a lot done and had children to care for…. In other words, a heroic female… be that as it may…  All the freakin’ writing on this extensive site, just “Zoom in with Frau Kolb,” if you demand proof of Frau Kolb’s indefatigable genius.   

Now, why on earth am is Cafe Talkinggrid  menu so… disgusting today… well, because Frau Kolb wants to remind you to take care of your insides.  "You are what you eat," after all.  What kind of diet are you keeping these days? 

I refuse to eat shit.  Instead, I eat oysters and guzzle Champagne in well-furnished restaurants where humans speak in hushed tones, maintaining the air of inter-dimensional calm, being essential to the success of formal venues such as hotel lobbies… and remember that time Frau Kolb went barging into the Essex House restaurant, to meet a “Grande Dame,” of Facebook… granted, the woman was showing a distinct smattering of hardcore materialist glamour spunk and character while playing online in the fridge or kiddie pool of hangers-on, hanging like turds… from the cosmic ass of the ART world.  Anyway… 


LOVE LUNCH!


Frau Kolb LOVES to LUNCH.  

Today’s menu is special because, this virtual LUNCH was sent to you by a Talkinggrid 

supporter.  “I sent you cash,” the Facebook Friend wrote.  “I sent you money to take out someone you find interesting.”

Imagine that… a “stranger,” or one previously unknown to me has sent, Frau KOLB of all people on this teeming planet, CASH!!!  Get that?  Well, if you want to know the truth… this fact pleases me enormously.  Because I believe in CASH and Free LUNCH.  

Frau Kolb loves cash.  Yet credit card payment via Pay-Pal, via the DONATE button are even better… Frau Kolb loves making money writing about whatever strikes her fancy whenever her bell is ringing… yet, I write every day, daily uploads are making this one-woman-blog a modest success.  

We are delighted that the Talkinggrid  continues is once again, preparing to host the talented artist, Ms. Ola Mañana will be submitting new writings and paintings to the Talkinggrid.  

Well… there are many art Muses running around and ready to be showered with LOVE. One of my specialties is providing that FREE LUNCH for the fortunate souls that sail into the harbor of my welcoming website… Don’t be fooled by the simple cover, if you are willing to “Zoom in With Frau Kolb,” and take a LOOK under the hood of this roaring machine of efficiency, this absolutely intense, way-too-personal, luxury experience filled, treasure trove of informal art chat and fuzzy warm focus LOOKS at Museum exhibitions… which you crave and deserve, serve HOT and FRESH at the 

Talkinggrid 



ART CAFE

Frau Kolb

26 March 2014